Feb 25, 2009

Packers is SUCH a Claustrophobe!

I don't understand cats sometimes.

This has been happening for a long time but I finally figured it out.

Feline Claustrophobia:

Hypothesis #1:
Cats do NOT believe in closed doors.

Proof:
As soon as a door is closed - not necessarily latched - the cat must get up from wherever it is and go to the door.

Hypothesis #2:
Cats are attention seekers. (OK, everyone already knows this)

Proof:
Once the cat has gone to the door, they will paw at the door and potentially cry for your attention.

Hypothesis #3:
Cats are "just checking" for an escape route.

Proof:
When the human has opened the door, the cat will proceed through it.

Hypothesis #4:
Cats resume life as normal.

Proof:
The cat then immediately re-enters the room and returns to EXACTLY the same place they were before the door was closed on them. Ever attentive to making sure that confining mechanism does NOT stop them from getting at their food dish ever again.

** END OF PROOFING **

So, as you can see, the following postulation can be assumed:

Escape Route = Directionality to Food Supply

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I know the above is a little clinical but I thought I'd have some fun instead of telling a direct story. The moral of the story is Packers is Whackers! :)

Until next time.

Spoiler Alert: Lil'A's birthday is coming up at light speed. Pics will be soon I'm sure. Party pics I mean.

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